/b/ invades the Algol Solar System

[Shen-FN-Woo]

@ carlsojos - less than a minute ago
Line from my story: "Now, I forgot if I mentioned this earlier, but Rika wasn't an ordinary Palman. It could be argued she is a biomonster, except she doesn't eat people for dinner. She's actually very friendly, really. ...Hey, stop laughing, that's not what I meant! Are you feeling particularly juvenile tonight?"

@ Shen-FN-Woo - less than a minute ago
*nibbles on her horns*

@ carlsojos - less than a minute ago
*gets slapped by Rika in response* "Ow, that hurts!"

@ carlsojos - less than a minute ago
*Shen gets slapped, not me.

@ Shen-FN-Woo - less than a minute ago
Do that again baby, this time after using shift

@ Shen-FN-Woo - less than a minute ago
maybe a little foi behind it.... ;-*

@ carlsojos - less than a minute ago
*Rika stares at Shen sideways, confused by the odd request*

@ Shen-FN-Woo - less than a minute ago
*Shen stands in the air sideways, to become parallel with her head*

@ carlsojos - less than a minute ago
*Unsure of what to make of Shen, Rika simply turns around and walks off*

@ Shen-FN-Woo - less than a minute ago
*Follows while still hovering in air at a horizontal angle*

@ carlsojos - less than a minute ago
*Realizing she's being followed, Rika picks up the pace and rounds a corner*

@ Shen-FN-Woo - less than a minute ago
*Unable to properly turn the corner with her, he just kind gets snagged on the wall and stretches infinitely around the building*

@ Shen-FN-Woo - less than a minute ago
"....brraaawggghhh...... haaallllp ;~;"

@ carlsojos - less than a minute ago
*There's no sign of Rika when Shen rounds the corner, but there is a gun pressed up to the back of his head* "What the hell?"

@ Shen-FN-Woo - less than a minute ago
*Head is stretching infinitely around the corner wrapping around the building* It's too late for me! Save yourself!

@ carlsojos - less than a minute ago
"It's too late for someone...." *The person fires a single shot into Shen's head, causing him to suddenly snap back to his normal length*

@ Shen-FN-Woo - less than a minute ago
*the bullet fuses with time and space and bounces off like a BB, but alas he is back to normal* .......

@ Shen-FN-Woo - less than a minute ago
O_O I SAW FOREVER!!!!!

@ carlsojos - less than a minute ago
*A heeled boot kicks Shen facedown to the ground* "You must be high or something... Why were you harassing Rika?"

@ Shen-FN-Woo - less than a minute ago
She knows how to treat a man ;_;

@ carlsojos - less than a minute ago
"And you clearly do, too. Not so great with the ladies, though...." *The person kneels on Shen's back, and makes her gun's presence known by tapping his head with the barrel*

@ Shen-FN-Woo - less than a minute ago
A little higher please...... *moans a little* You remind me of the lovely lab assistant the good Doc had...... she was so naughty..... :3

@ carlsojos - less than a minute ago
*A gunshot rings out, and the blood pouring from Shen's shoulder indicates that the situation is rather serious* "Seriously, what in the world is wrong with you? Am I gonna have to take you to the hospital for a stomach pump?"

@ carlsojos - less than a minute ago
*The woman takes the silence as an indicator she accidentally killed Shen, and gets off of him to see if he stirs*

@ Shen-FN-Woo - less than a minute ago
Oh now you did it....... the nothing is coming now D:..... *odd shapes and colors start pouring out from the wound and into a puddle on the ground. A pink DARK PHALLUS forms from it with over 99,000 HP, but drifts off as it gets blown away by the wind*

@ Shen-FN-Woo - less than a minute ago
*starts basting himself with it*

@ carlsojos - less than a minute ago
*The woman empties her clip in Shen to try to kill him, and begins walking away. The only thing Shen can see from where he is is that the woman has a nice butt under a skintight garment of some type*

@ Shen-FN-Woo - less than a minute ago
*the bullets get swallowed by the 'nuthin', gets pulled all together, and then spat out in the form of a camera, which snaps a shot. The PINK PHALLUS shows back up and lands completely errect on shen's crotch as he looks at the photos while lying on his back on the ground*

@ Shen-FN-Woo - less than a minute ago
......It was worth it....

@ Shen-FN-Woo - less than a minute ago
yeah I suck..... Sorry, busy fixing one of my transformers.... His wheel is stuck for some reason

@ carlsojos - less than a minute ago
*The pictures show the entire woman from the rear, revealing that she's a numan, but not Rika*

@ Shen-FN-Woo - less than a minute ago
ASSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssssssssssssss.....

@ Shen-FN-Woo - less than a minute ago
*is all he saw*

@ Shen-FN-Woo - less than a minute ago
Before the nuthin took over

@ carlsojos - less than a minute ago
*The numan hears Shen and stops* "What, you want more or something?"

@ Shen-FN-Woo - less than a minute ago
"We are nuthin'! Give me that bodeh!!!"

@ Shen-FN-Woo - less than a minute ago
*PInk Phallus expands at the speed of sound toward said gunlady*

@ carlsojos - less than a minute ago
*She punches the Pink Phallus, sending it flying* "Why should I give you anything? Are you that desperate to see this?" *She pulls the bottom of her leotard aside to expose her crotch*

@ Shen-FN-Woo - less than a minute ago
http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9 ... pOVlniCy2Y

@ carlsojos - less than a minute ago
"There. Happy?" *The numan covers herself back up*

@ Shen-FN-Woo - less than a minute ago
*Shen shatters into glass shards onto the ground from shock and awe*

@ carlsojos - less than a minute ago
"You get the feeling he's never seen a girl do that before...."

@ Shen-FN-Woo - less than a minute ago
*Pink Phallus shows up and turns into a broom and dust pan which immediately sweeps him up and puts the pieces into the garbage, next turning into a sign saying no littering*

@ carlsojos - less than a minute ago
*The numan decides to try ignoring the rampant madness, and walks off*

@ Shen-FN-Woo - less than a minute ago
*As the wind blows by her hair, she hears a whisper saying "He's japanese"*

@ carlsojos - less than a minute ago
"So? I'm 11 months old."

@ Shen-FN-Woo - less than a minute ago
"Even better" *the the voice itself shatters into a million shards of glass that hits the floor, and in the background, one can hear the words "what did she say?!?!?!" before an erection shoots up unto the heavens themselves, parting the clouds and soaring into the atmosphere*

@ Shen-FN-Woo - less than a minute ago
Japan

@ carlsojos - less than a minute ago
"I said I'm underage!"

@ Shen-FN-Woo - less than a minute ago
*She fails to notice the more and more she details the, the harder, the thicker, and the more dense the cock tree becomes*

@ Shen-FN-Woo - less than a minute ago
details it*

@ carlsojos - less than a minute ago
*The numan is growing increasingly irritated by what she's seeing as harassment*

@ Shen-FN-Woo - less than a minute ago
It's too late! *Pink Phallus mutters* I've already become Yggdrasil!!!

@ carlsojos - less than a minute ago
*The numan puts a new clip in her handgun* "...What if I just blew your brains out here and now?"

@ Shen-FN-Woo - less than a minute ago
*shen remains in the trash, still in shock and awe from the flash*

@ Shen-FN-Woo - less than a minute ago
that rhymed

@ carlsojos - less than a minute ago
*The numan begins thinking, trying to decide between 3 actions she can try.*

@ Shen-FN-Woo - less than a minute ago
*Pink Phallus stares troubled at the numan* You would shoot a cock this large? You sure you'd want that? *A towering tree of a dick blocks out the sun as she peers upwards*

@ carlsojos - less than a minute ago
"I guess it's worth a shot...." *The numan tears her leotard open, exposing her entire body in an attempt to get Pink Phallus to overload to the point of self-destructing*

@ Shen-FN-Woo - less than a minute ago
SUCCESS

@ Shen-FN-Woo - less than a minute ago
Everything turns white

@ Shen-FN-Woo - less than a minute ago
And a text box appears: 9999999999 exp gained, 0 gold

@ Shen-FN-Woo - less than a minute ago
errr, meseta

@ carlsojos - less than a minute ago
*The numan cowers in fear, unsure of what she just caused*

@ Shen-FN-Woo - less than a minute ago
lmao

@ carlsojos - less than a minute ago
"This is just too strange for me...."

@ Shen-FN-Woo - less than a minute ago
*Shen regains consciousness, looks over at the naked numan* Oh what a world *and faints back into the trash*

@ carlsojos - less than a minute ago
*The numan tries to cover herself as best she can, her face a beet red*

@ Shen-FN-Woo - less than a minute ago
Shen gets serioused for a second, and becomes a Mega Play Boy....

@ Shen-FN-Woo - less than a minute ago
Now now, can't have a girl walk the streets bare now can we *puts his purple jacket over her*

@ carlsojos - less than a minute ago
*The numan pulls the jacket closed* "You... you are just completely random, aren't you?"

@ Shen-FN-Woo - less than a minute ago
I'm......me... *Stares into her SOUL with entrancing manly eyes*

@ Shen-FN-Woo - less than a minute ago
http://www.elmarginado.com/wp-content/u ... enjump.jpg

@ carlsojos - less than a minute ago
*Not finding the stare comfortable, the numan turns around and runs off, her bare butt hanging out from under the jacket as she runs away*

@ Shen-FN-Woo - less than a minute ago
*He stares lovingingly as she disappears into the distance* I'll never forget the woman who saved me from......... the NUTHIN'

[carlsojos]

...Yet he never asked her name.

[Shen-FN-Woo]

...Yet he never asked her name.

....That was on purpose.....






(Shows obliviousness)


XD