May I have your attention

[LaconianSandals]

Hello everyone... I am currently an unavatared new life form. I have no friends and no life... will someone be nice to me?

[Malakai]

Welcome, LaconianSandals. I am nice to anyone here who shows an inkling of intelligence and coherence in conversation.<p>Now, please tell us a bit about yourself so that you don't remain to us an unavatared stranger.

[Damien 1234]

heh heh heh, we'll pretend like I'm nice for a bit... actually, I'm pretty cool with mkost people until I get to know them, you know, like, once we're friends, I'll show what kind of person I really am, sick, sadistic, and pain loving, but I wont get into that, welcome to PSCave

[Lord Khyron]

For a substantial donation to Lord Khyron..<p>He will gladly become your friend. ^_^<p>Seriously considering it? ~.^<p>LMAO, If not, Just kidding. Welcome to the PScave. Show us what you have to offer, and you shall find friends.

[LaconianShot]

Welcome. The meeting of LaconianShot and LaconianSandals shall be quite epic.

[Malakai]

epic? Like an epic battle?

[Siren]

Kind of...except without the bloodshed and death. Or the cruel blackened sorcery. <p>Welcome!

[Nightmare]

the epic meeting of sandals and a shot.. sounds like a good time. Anyway welcome to the party

[LaconianShot]

It'll be epic like Manowar and He-man and the Masters of the Universe doing battle.

[Nightmare]

<blockquote><i>Originally posted by LaconianShot</i><p>It'll be epic like Manowar and He-man and the Masters of the Universe doing battle. <br></blockquote><p>HAHAHAHA! Manowar would wreck He-Man ... it's a fact oflife

[LaconianShot]

I don't know, they're cut from the same cloth it seems. Close battle, I think. Epic and mighty, though.<p>Manowar:<br>http://www.thepunishermerchandise.com/music/manowar/manowar-fighting_the_world.jpg<p>He-Man:<br>http://www.antoniogenna.net/doppiaggio/anim/he-man.jpg<p>The resemblance is uncanny, no?

[Nightmare]

Epic and mighty for sure... One question about Manowar though. I heard somewhere that the Devil's Whip ( I think that's the correct title) is the fastest recorded song is this true ? I haven't heard it

[LaconianShot]

I don't know, I'm not a big fan of Manowar. But it wouldn't surprise me... their songs seem to be about generally the same thing constantly, so not too hard to write. Hey, singing about killing false metal posers is cool, but when you haven't strayed from that formula in your long, long career, then it tends to get a little stagnant.

[Neo48]

The day someone makes the name "LaconianMace" will be the day I die of laughter.<p>Howdy Sandals!

[LaconianSandals]

I"m glad to be so warmly recieved... as for the epic meeting... I'm not a very epic person, meeting me is more like a short story... or maybe an article, but not an epic. Still, it's good to have friends, go me