by Wing-0 » Fri Sep 30, 2011 10:07 pm
So... I was at the lab at 7 AM. I woke up at five. I ate, got changed, went to the lab and nothing was bothering me. Absolutely nothing... THEN... my intestines felt the need to shit. Incredible... Not even a fart in the morning, everything smoothly going on, yet, once I get to my class, my FUCKING anus begins to complain. And it was annoying as hell!
I got to the toilet, which magically had paper, and then began the unloading operation. Just as I finished, I wiped my ass clean. BUT THEN my colon thinks it's a good idea to spit more shit... With the class running and me missing valuable explanations. I finish again, BUT THEN MY ASS SHITS AGAIN! It was like a bad, bad, BAD joke. Like "Oh, you can go! NOT!! HAHA!!" This went on for four more times, totaling five rounds.
Once I got to the lab, I notice the explanations are over and everyone is working... FUCK!! My ass makes no sound, no internal movement early in the morning, and while I usually can hold it in, THIS TIME, when I had important instructions being given to me, my fucking ass acts out. And it wasn't even a lot!
I've been angry all day because of that...