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I've never done this here except in my intro thread, so hey, why not? My stories are only posted at ff.net now, so anyone following the stories (haha, like people follow my stories?) anywhere else, they're gone. Anyway, enough with that.

Here's my ff.net profile link:

http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2273800/

I have only written stories for PSII so far. Humorous stories include:

"The Pirate and the Thief" - An almost-skit between Shir and Tyler. (complete)

"A Lesson in Eavesdropping" - Kain gets an opportunity to listen his femme teammates talk about femme things. (complete)

"A Not-So-Normal Home" - I decided to play a bit with Amy's short bio, which states that she's from "a normal home." I kind of wondered what her "normal home" would think about her joining Rolf's team. (complete)

"Princess Anastasia" - A completely absurd tale about Anna being bribed by Shir to spend a night out clubbing. (in progress)

"A Fiendly Game of Cards" - A quick and absurd look into life in Naval Tower for four fiends. (complete)

Drama/Romance/Action/etc. stories include:

"Mother Dearest" - Rolf and Party get a look at Mother Brain for the first time. (complete, I think)

"Doctor, Doctor" - Amy meets Rolf's team for the first time while she's working as a doctor at a hospital in Oputa. (complete)

"Wrecker's Ball" - Kain is forced to leave his old life in Paseo to work at Roron, where he meets up with Rolf and the others. (in progress)

"Hunter's Guilt" - Rudo meets up with Rolf and Nei in Arima, and they all discover that their latest jobs are almost identical but with different motivations. (complete)

"You Don't Know Me" - Nei's death from Kain's perspective. This story figures that Kain had feelings for Nei. (complete)

"Warming Up" - A Rudo/Amy ship that takes place towards the end of their journey. (in progress)

"Biology 101" - Hugh takes it upon himself to retrieve important information from Biosystems Laboratories alone, but things go horribly wrong and he becomes trapped inside the labs. (in progress)

Goodness, Tan! It's always a good thing when fellow fans share their work. ^_^

My stories are only posted at ff.net now, so anyone following the stories (haha, like people follow my stories?) anywhere else, they're gone. Anyway, enough with that.

Heeeey, I read 'em. They're very good and worth a read!

Thanks, Tsu! Boy, I think I've written a whole bunch more since we last spoke, too.

I've just read the first two you linked, and enjoyed them. The only negative is that I'm not a fan of misunderstandings that don't get cleared up, like in the second story.

I look forward to reading more.

Roffle at Tool Flanders censoring words like "cocky". What a gormless idiot.

BenoitRen wrote:I've just read the first two you linked, and enjoyed them. The only negative is that I'm not a fan of misunderstandings that don't get cleared up, like in the second story.

Ah, literary devices at work. It's up to the reader to decide how it resolved. But anyway, glad you're enjoying them, and the ones that are marked "in progress" obviously don't have a resolution yet. Working on them, though!

IndispensablePeaGuy wrote:Roffle at Tool Flanders censoring words like "cocky". What a gormless idiot.

You can't say "boobs", either. No fun, I say!

Tsu wrote:

IndispensablePeaGuy wrote:Roffle at Tool Flanders censoring words like "cocky". What a gormless idiot.

You can't say "boobs", either. No fun, I say!

Is this guy "special needs"? Would he cringe when he sees a naked woman? Seems likely.

I have a new PSII story.

"The Lights of Piata" - A short fic about Kain's growing feelings for Nei.

So YOU are the one responsible for me squirting a carbonated beverage through my nose when reading A Not So Normal Home...

Ouch! Sorry about that, but I'll assume the incident was due to my story being effectively entertaining... I hope...

Rest assured. It was. =)

I have a new chapter of the farcical "Princess Anastasia":

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6097190/4/P ... _Anastasia

The link will take you straight to the latest chapter, so if you haven't read the rest of the story you'll have to backtrack.

I've made some time to read some more of your stories. "A Not So Normal Home" was entertaining. It made me laugh several times. "A Fiendly Game of Cards" was a good read as well, and made me laugh at the end.

Glad you enjoyed! Thanks for reading! A Fiendly Game of Cards is one of my favorites, even though it's quite possibly the most absurd of all my humorous stories.