by Wing-0 » Fri Mar 04, 2011 11:14 pm
I went to the post office to pick my parcel with my preorder of Valkyria of the Battlefield 3 and Macross Triangle Frontier. I tested the discs in my PSP. Both run despite my Custom Firmware. I guess that little patch I installed more than a year and a half ago was to enable free running of discs, not ISOs after all. Yay! Now I can store the ISOs in case something happens or I just feel like letting the discs "rest".
ANYHOW... I just turned the sad face of a lady into a happy one.
While walking home from the post office, I saw a BEAUTIFUL lady. DROP. DEAD. GORGEOUS.
So, since I'm a man, and when under influence of my hormones my frontal lobe (brain) just gives an output of zero, I began staring at the lady... Like a complete brainless idiot. I didn't even notice I was staring like that. My brain just went DEAD on me and my most primitive -life support system- took over.
I was like "DURR HURR HURR DERP DERP DERP... PRETTY... DUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHH..."
Then I noticed she looked kind of sad... As I noticed that, she caught me staring like a moron.
"Can I help you?"
Then my brain rebooted itself and my higher functions began working again. Think about Windows after a huge crash. I just thought "HOLY SHIT!! SHE CAUGHT ME STARING!! THINK OF A WAY TO ESCAPE!! NOW!!"
A few seconds later, with a noticeable delay, my brain planned a whole, dumb strategy with a line to say. "Oh, I'm sorry. It wasn't my intention to stare. I just couldn't help but notice that you look wonderful."
"HOLY CRAP!!" I started telling myself. "IS THAT THE BEST YOU COULD COME UP WITH, YOU NINCOMPOOP!?"
Then the pretty lady stopped looking all that sad, blushed and thanked me for the comment.
"I only describe what I see" My second line may have broken the illusion of a thinking brain inside my skull, but hey... At least I got away safely!
I officially promote my hypothalamus to the rank of a thinking part of the brain...
.........On second thought, I'd better not...
