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A Joke

PostPosted: Sun May 08, 2005 8:27 pm
by Gipper
Guy walks into a McDonalds, says to the cashier, "I want a hamburger...not too rare, and not too well done...in the groove man, in the groove." The cashier rolls his eyes and gets the guy his burger. <br>Next, the guy says, "I also want some fries...not too limp, not too crispy...in the groove, man, in the groove." The cashier wants to hurt they guy, but he obliges. <br>Then the guy says, "I want a milkshake as well...not too thick, not too thin, but in the groove, man, in the groove." <br>At this, the cashier loses his temper, and says, "YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU CAN KISS MY ASS! NOT TOO FAR TO THE LEFT, NOT TOO FAR TO THE RIGHT, BUT IN THE GROOVE, MAN, IN THE GROOVE!"<br>

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PostPosted: Sun May 08, 2005 8:47 pm
by PSP
...<p>-Corey

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PostPosted: Sun May 08, 2005 9:07 pm
by Arkhan
seek help.

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PostPosted: Sun May 08, 2005 9:38 pm
by Benoit
OMFG dis is an all-ages frum!!!!111<p>Anyway, I didn't find it a tasteful joke either...

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PostPosted: Sun May 08, 2005 9:49 pm
by Alis in Wonderland
i know a joke.<p>which phantasy star character do horses like best?<p>Nei.

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PostPosted: Sun May 08, 2005 10:03 pm
by Monocromatico
If it´s not a Horseman, you will have to explain why. And when you have to explain a joke, it´s because it´s not funny at all :^P

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PostPosted: Sun May 08, 2005 10:17 pm
by Alis in Wonderland
because horses say neigh, dummy.

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PostPosted: Sun May 08, 2005 10:26 pm
by Monocromatico
Is that it?<p>Is it suposed to be about Nei?<p>You know, in the idiom that name was created, it sounds like "nay".<p>Horses say what?

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PostPosted: Mon May 09, 2005 5:44 am
by KexMex
This was so funny I didn't laugh.

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PostPosted: Tue May 10, 2005 2:55 am
by Tails99
SO funny, I forgot to laugh. Oh well, better luck next time(no offense).

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PostPosted: Tue May 10, 2005 4:38 am
by Redeemer
A very good joke, to the slow witted.<p>Nice try and try making it a little more, how should I put it, Funny.<br>Do what i do, make horrible jokes that attack certain groups :devil:

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PostPosted: Tue May 10, 2005 4:38 pm
by Malakai
I know a funny joke. I'll share it with you all.<p>Some people get angry on internet forums for various reasons, most of them petty misunderstandings. Some people just go with the flow. Either way, in 100 years we'll all be dead.