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A Joke

Postby Gipper » Sun May 08, 2005 8:27 pm

Guy walks into a McDonalds, says to the cashier, "I want a hamburger...not too rare, and not too well done...in the groove man, in the groove." The cashier rolls his eyes and gets the guy his burger. <br>Next, the guy says, "I also want some fries...not too limp, not too crispy...in the groove, man, in the groove." The cashier wants to hurt they guy, but he obliges. <br>Then the guy says, "I want a milkshake as well...not too thick, not too thin, but in the groove, man, in the groove." <br>At this, the cashier loses his temper, and says, "YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU CAN KISS MY ASS! NOT TOO FAR TO THE LEFT, NOT TOO FAR TO THE RIGHT, BUT IN THE GROOVE, MAN, IN THE GROOVE!"<br>
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Postby PSP » Sun May 08, 2005 8:47 pm

...<p>-Corey
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Postby Arkhan » Sun May 08, 2005 9:07 pm

seek help.
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Postby Benoit » Sun May 08, 2005 9:38 pm

OMFG dis is an all-ages frum!!!!111<p>Anyway, I didn't find it a tasteful joke either...
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Postby Alis in Wonderland » Sun May 08, 2005 9:49 pm

i know a joke.<p>which phantasy star character do horses like best?<p>Nei.
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Postby Monocromatico » Sun May 08, 2005 10:03 pm

If it´s not a Horseman, you will have to explain why. And when you have to explain a joke, it´s because it´s not funny at all :^P
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Postby Alis in Wonderland » Sun May 08, 2005 10:17 pm

because horses say neigh, dummy.
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Postby Monocromatico » Sun May 08, 2005 10:26 pm

Is that it?<p>Is it suposed to be about Nei?<p>You know, in the idiom that name was created, it sounds like "nay".<p>Horses say what?
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Postby KexMex » Mon May 09, 2005 5:44 am

This was so funny I didn't laugh.
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Postby Tails99 » Tue May 10, 2005 2:55 am

SO funny, I forgot to laugh. Oh well, better luck next time(no offense).
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Postby Redeemer » Tue May 10, 2005 4:38 am

A very good joke, to the slow witted.<p>Nice try and try making it a little more, how should I put it, Funny.<br>Do what i do, make horrible jokes that attack certain groups :devil:
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Postby Malakai » Tue May 10, 2005 4:38 pm

I know a funny joke. I'll share it with you all.<p>Some people get angry on internet forums for various reasons, most of them petty misunderstandings. Some people just go with the flow. Either way, in 100 years we'll all be dead.
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