The Standard Bonehead Reply Form

[Gipper]

<blockquote>------------------------------cut here------------------------------- <p>STANDARDIZED BONEHEAD REPLY FORM, Version 1.2 <br>(c) copyright 1999 by <br>someone else. <p>(check all boxes that apply) <p>Dear: <p>[ ] Flamer [ ] Loser <br>[ ] Spammer [ ] Troller <br>[ ] Elvis [ ] Racist <br>[ ] "Expert" [ ] Unbearably self-righteous person <br>[ ] Asshat [ ] Apologist <br>[ ] Revisionist [ ] Idiot <p>I took exception to your recent: <p>[ ] Email <br>[ ] Post <br>[ ] Statement <br>[ ] Action <p>It was (check all that apply): <p>[ ] Lame [ ] Abusive <br>[ ] Imbecilic [ ] Arrogant <br>[ ] Patronizing [ ] Ignorant <br>[ ] Clueless [ ] Fatuous <br>[ ] Boring [ ] Self-righteous <br>[ ] Pointless [ ] Annoying <br>[ ] Much longer than any worthwhile thought of which you may be <br>capable. <p>Your attention is drawn to the fact that: <p>[ ] You obviously know nothing about the topic at hand <br>[ ] You self-righteously attempt to impose your religious beliefs on others <br>[ ] You self-righteously attempt to impose your racial beliefs on others <br>[ ] You made a blanket statement without backing it up <br>[ ] You made unwarranted assumptions <br>[ ] I don't like your tone of voice <br>[ ] You cannot recognize sarcasm <br>[ ] You made an error and blamed someone else <br>[ ] You make no sense <br>[ ] You are an asshat. <br>[ ] This has been pointed out to you before. <p>It is recommended that you: <p>[ ] Get a clue <br>[ ] Go away <br>[ ] Grow up <br>[ ] Have your medication adjusted <br>[ ] consume excrement <br>[ ] consume excrement and thus expire <p>In Closing, I'd Like to Say: <p>[ ] You need to seek psychiatric help <br>[ ] Take your gibberish somewhere else <br>[ ] Your mother wears army boots <br>[ ] You are possibly the most annoying person currently alive <br>[ ] _____Told you that you weren't off the hook, weenbag.______ <br>[ ] Most of the above <br>[ ] All of the above <p>[ ] You are so clueless that I didn't even bother filling in this <br>form. <p>--------------------------end standardized form--------------------------</blockquote> <p><b>Rules of the SBRF!</b><p>1. Only use when warranted, namely, only use when the bonehead is doing one or more things on the list.<p>2. You can't respond to the SBRF with another SBRF. No exceptions.<p>3. You must fill in one box from each section, UNLESS you check the "You are so clueless that I didn't even bother filling in this form. " box, in which case DO NOT CHECK ANY OTHER BOXES!<p>That is all. Thank you.

[Monocromatico]

This is rather agressive...

[Starlight]

Hahahaha, I think it is funny!

[KexMex]

Gipper got the POST OF THE DAY!!!!!!

[Gipper]

WHEE! POST OF THE DAY!!!!!!