by Wing-0 » Wed Sep 22, 2010 7:41 am
Tanith: Well, the infection is dying a painful penicillin induced death, while I dance in joy, watching (more like feeling) it suffer. The virus is practically dead, but I still keep the large quantity of liquids and Vitamins regimen. I'm seeing this as my revenge against both of them for making me lose my damned weekend in feverish pain.
Zucca: I know how you feel, man. I really do.
Since I'm in a good mood because of the improvement of my health, I'll post here a dream I wrote down in my blog... Yes, I actually have a blog where I whine and reflect on silly things.
This dream was originally posted in segments because I was posting from the PS3 since I was in my self imposed quarantine. I was still feeling ill, so if you see LOTS of typos, you know the reason.
My dream...
Part 1:
In my feverish nightmare, before I drank an analgesic to help me cope with it, I had a crazy dream. Oddly enough, it was in the three languages I'm most used to. Spanish, English and Japanese. It was like a bunch of non sequitur segments. Proof I have been playing games too much because I just cant 'do anything else.
So I was sitting on a field of flowers. Out of nowhere, came a cat, smoking a pipe. The cat asked me in a low voice in Spanish: "Excuse me, what time is it?"
Unsurprised, I replied: "9:30 AM"
The cat nodded and said "Gracias"
And jumped into a hole... in the air.
I stared at the hole, and then got sucked by it. I fell and landed on the same field of flowers, only at night.
A bat came flying and asked in English: "Dude, do you have mosquitoes flying around?"
Unsurprised, I replied "No. Can't you tell?"
The bat frowned and sat on a big flower and replied: "Nah, I'm deaf."
"Then how can you respond to me?" I asked.
"I can read your lips, dude." As he said, a river started flowing...
Part 2:
A river started flowing through the field. A small ship came sailing and the bat got off the flower and got in it, sailing away.
I just sat there, confused, until a black cat came walking and purring. The cat asked me in a female Japanese voice: "They say a cat is fine too. What do you think?"
Not even out of my confusion, I replied "No way"
"Not even a little?" She asked.
Starting to feel annoyed, I replied in a low voice: "No, I'm not a zoophile."
"And if I change into a human?" the cat said as she turned into a woman with long, jet black hair and a nice body.
Still not surprised, I said: "Then things change."
"Yes. Things change. They always change." she said as she slithered away like a snake... Yes, slithered like a snake, even while having a human form.
Part 3:
I sat there, and the field of flowers withered in an instant and snow started falling. Winter had come. A very pale woman walked and sat beside me. "Do you know what time is it today?" she asked.
"No", I replied.
"It is the day I woke up on the mountain."
"And?" I asked. "What does that have to do with me?"
She sighed. "Nothing. Just thought you'd like to know."
I stood up, looked around and then sat again. "No, not really."
"Oh. I see... Are you going somewhere?" She asked.
"I want to go to the bathroom, to be honest."
The woman scratched her neck and then said:"Count to 1000 in three exponential intervals." Then she turned into smoke.
I sat there thinking. Then figured out what she meant. "Starting from 1, 10, 100, 1000."
Then I appeared on a grassy field. A Jamaican man with dreadlocks was distributing tissue papers with an inscription I couldn't read.
"What does this say?" I asked.
"It is how to win the lottery, mon" He replied.
"But lottery is a matter of probability." I replied.
"Not here, mon."...
Part 4:
"Not here, mon... You just drop a pig and get a prize."
"What kind of prize?" I asked, having developed an interest.
"You win, you get to screw my sister."
A pig appeared at my feet. The animal had wings, so as soon as I picked it up and dropped it, it started flying instead of falling to the ground.
"Oooooh, that's too bad, mon. You don't get to screw my sister."
Suddenly, Silvester Stallone came by, dressed as Rocky, only with the US flag as a robe. "ADRIAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNN!!" He screamed.
"That is my sister, mon."
"WHAT!? ROCKY IS YOUR SISTER!?" I asked susprised and quite honestly, freaking out.
"Oh, you're one of those that get freaked out by muscles, right?"
I just walked away and found myself in a dead forest. All threes were withered and in the middle, a witch with a cauldron cackling maniacally.
Part 5:
I approached the witch and saw her decrepit, greenish face.
"Aaaah, yes, yesh, yes. You've finally come."
"Were you expecting me?"
"Yesh, yes, yesh. You are the one who wants to let it go."
Confused, I stood there and said nothing.
"What? Don't stare at me like that. I know everything, yes, yesh, yes." The witch said.
"Let what go?"
The witch took out a large spoon and submerged it into the liquid she was brewing in the cauldron. Smelled it, then took a sip. "Aaaaah, this tea is delishush, yesh, yes, yesh."
Annoyed at being ignored, I asked: "Let what go?"
The witch lifted her robe and showed me her disgusting, greenish, flabby lady parts and started urinating in front of me, putting out the fire below the cauldron.
"Oh shit! I didn't want to see that!" I exclaimed as I walked away.
I got out of the forest and into the same flower field from the start of the dream. A large fish came flying over my head. It looked like a gigantic carp.
Part 6:
"Excuse me, what time is it?" The fish asked me with a singing tenor voice.
"Uhhh... I dunno. I don't have a watch. Why do you want to know?"
The giant fish, floating above my head scratched its chin, or what passed for it and said "Well, my friend. I don't know about you, but..."
"But what?
The fish started grinning "You drank so much tea last night that you'd best wake up and go to the bathroom, or you will wet your bed! NOW GO!!" And he laughed in a singing, crazy voice.
Everything turned black and I opened my eyes. The familiar red and green LEDs in front of me told me I was in my room. I quickly got up and went to the bathroom to relieve myself. Feeling better, I came back and slept again.
And so it went.
The dream had actually many videogame inspirations, although all of them invariably twisted and adapted by my subconscious to appear in a single sequence. Some of the characters were direct insertions of characters, but others were partial fabrications.
