by Wing-0 » Mon Nov 15, 2010 12:35 am
Okay, I'm having a giggling fit right now... Reason? I've been asked by a friend to try (and buy if I like it) the weirdest RPG or whatever I have ever been put in front of.
The title in question is Dream Club Portable for the PSP. You play the part of a male with a pure heart (SHYEAH, RIIIIIGHT) that comes across a place called Dream Club... What is it? Why, a hostes bar, of course! -instert mocking laughter please-
I'm equating it to an RPG because you, instead of going into a cave for some adventure, go to a bar/club instead. Instead of battling scary monsters like skeletons or worms, go and chat and drink with pretty hostesses.
Instead of fighting monsters, you chat and (this is where I start laughing) INEBRIATE the hostess in question. No, no sex, no violence, no rape. After all, you, as the protagonist, have a pure heart -insert more laughing please-, so the drunken hostess is completely safe with you.
I'll write as I play for a bit...
ROUNDS ONE AND TWO
I, chose the one with the big boobs (Name's Rui) because the others look straight out of a serial production plant, with only their hair being different. Well, my first "combat" with her was won by me, as she fell victim to alcohol and spilled her beans about what she likes... Second round doesn't bode well so far... Scratch that. I got her dead drunk. The trick is to tilt the cup, but not drinking anything at all once there is a very small quantity.
Miss Rui seems to be a teacher... Huh, who would a thought...
After the second round, I noticed that I have to keep an eye on my finances, as buying drinks for my character and the hostess costs a lot of money, so a "week's worth of part time job" can slip like water between fingers.
Two weeks of part time job, and now my character is ready for some more hostess inebriating action (if it can even be called action).
ROUND THREE?
What... The hostess I had been inebriating is out of the active roster? Hmmmm... Let's choose one of the mass produced ones... There. One with chestnut colored hair will do.
The first mass produced subject is named... I forgot. But she's supposed to be a model and actress.
Heh... The first round against this one amounted to nothing, since I forgot the order in which you buy drinks. First for the hostess, next for yourself. I bought a non alcoholic drink for her and one of the same for my character... No drunkenness.
ROUND TWO
Well, no Rui or something, so... I'll go against the same one from last time... Riho.
LOST. My character fell against Riho... But... I got more EXP for having my character fall drunk!? WTF!?
DAMN, the wallet took a good hit as well...
Riho is tougher than the seemingly more mature Rui... Hmmmmm...
Next day, my character was sent to shop for... a gift!? DAMN! This game is a one track product! Anyways, my character, whose name shall remain hidden, since it is an expletive, ran into Hostess/Teacher Rui... Blah, blah, the meeting is over.
Real ROUND THREE
Rui's back and... Victoly... It seems this hostess is more of a quick drinker than the other one...
Ah, that's it. I don't see much point to this game other than some warnings over alcohol consumption... I'm still left with the lingering idea that this game is one of the oddest I have ever tried. Still, comparing it with others in which I literally blow the heads off of people, this one is rather tame in themes...
Not recommended for females, though...
